Note to self,

Do not try and open chicken package with house/car key because if it breaks it will take a week and several hundred dollars to get back into your house/car, and really do you really want to have to talk a sheriff into not towing it, I don't think he will believe that it takes five days to get a key. Besides you will probably have to have it towed the following week because of... really you think i'll explain that here?